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If you like funny pictures, you've come to the right place, because we have compiled all of the funniest photos on the Internet right here.

The constantly gyrating Hands Free Sperm Extractor is around to help sperm donors get their job done. The machines come complete with a screen for movies, a "massage pipe" and a price tag at just under $3,000.   

After Mitt Romney's scandal last week involving Univision and possible brownface, we took a look at what the Republican candidate for president might do when addressing other key voting groups. See the many different faces of Mitt Romney.

The iPhone 5 came out last week, and its new map app has taken a beating. The Amazing iOS 6 Maps is a Tumblr that captures as many wonky, messed-up and generally inaccurate iPhone map screen grabs as possible. 

Not everything in life turns out like you thought it would. We really like to hammer that point home in this eye-opening gallery that takes a look at the burtal truth of expectations vs. reality.

This seems appropriate in light of last night's NFL fiasco. Apparently the Lingerie League fired some of the zebras currently working on Sundays because of incompetence. ... Burger King just made it' food even less appetizing to look at by introducing the Black Burger, featuring squid-ink ketchup and a black bun. ... San Francisco is suffering from shrinkage, now voting on allowing apartments as small as 220 square feet. ... Just your typical Florida DUI featuring a man and the squirrel he keeps inside his shirt. ... You can finally blame that horrible stench on something else. 2013 is gearing up as a historic year for the stink bug.

Riya Ray was born in India, went to business school in London and is now slowly taking over the world. You're only one click away from finding out more.

Sports movies are the best, especially when they have good leading ladies, so we're sure you'll appreciate the 100 hottest sports babes from movies and TV. ... Irina Shayk did a new photo shoot for a shoe company, but you might find it hard to concentrate on her footwear in these pics. ... There are a lot of sideline reporters out there who are easy on the eyes, but Alex Curry is starting to standout for her work on Fox Sports and the Big Ten Network.