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For the next 24 hours, these are the funniest photos in the universe. (Check in tomorrow and we'll re-up.)

First dates are terrifying. You have to figure out how to show who you really are without exposing all of your horrible flaws. It's difficult. Which is why we put together this Venn diagram charting exactly what both you and your potential new lady friend are thinking as you sit across from each other making awkward conversation.

The more we see old people doing hilarious things in photos, the more photos we want to take of old people. Just look at these pictures of old-people fails. (Or in some cases, old-people wins.)

Silverman isn't afraid to go over the top to get her point across and she doesn't pull any punches here, either. Watch this video to laugh, to learn and to see a really old lady handle a variety of dangerous firearms.

That nonsense you have to type in before you buy concert tickets and stuff online is called CAPTCHA, and thanks to the always wonderful people of the Internet, we now have amazing CAPTCHA cartoons. Check out this gallery of the most ridiculous CAPTCHA phrases turned into amazing cartoons.

Apparently, when eels aren't busy migrating upstream, they're busy migrating up buttholes. ... Despite what you've learned from hilarious YouTube clips, trampolines and children do not mix. ... Man gets caught with his pants down to tally his 52nd arrest since 1983. ... Put that Tylenol down. Taking headache medicine will only make your head hurt more. ... There was a motherfucking crocodile on a motherfucking plane in Australia.

Kelly Thiebaud has shown up on "Days of Our Lives," "Criminal Minds" and "Chuck." Now she's shown up in this fantastic gallery just for you.

Kenda Perez makes Fuel TV's MMA talk show "The Best of Pride" must-DVR TV. ... While you probably don't care about the Emmys, you probably do care about the hottest women who showed up at the Emmys. ... You don't have to like Mark Sanchez as a quarterback to click through this list of his 10 hottest girlfriends.