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We found all of the most amazing pictures that are out there on the Internet today, just so you can waste your lunch hour staring at ridiculous photos. Get down to the time wastin'.

A lot of people claim that the bigger the game, the worse Jay Cutler performs. Is that true? Well, for the most part, yes, totally. This statistical chart breaks down Cutler's stats in day games and night games, and also brings Aaron Rodgers into the discussion for good measure. If you're a Bears fan, you probably won't like this.

If you go to the mall and get your picture taken, you get what you pay for.

The second week in the NFL was dominated by stories about inept officiating by the replacement refs. Apparently, the NFL commissioner wanted to remedy the situation so he sent out a memo with tips on keeping the games in order. We got our hands on the memo and we have to say, it looks like it should do a lot of good.

Each week, we have comedian Rob Fee look through every single tweet ever tweeted and get together a batch of the 20 most offensively funny ones. We highly recommend you check out what he found.

TGIF: Door-to-door prostitutes coming to an old folks' home near you. ... If you're a dumb white person, you're probably gonna die soon. ... Tom Cruise has found the best way to move on from divorce is to party with the cast of "American Pie" ... Today's obvious headline: The captain of the Titanic failed his navigation test. ... Tired of all those pesky pit stops? Then just buy a motorcycle that runs on your own poop.

This former lawyer and Miss Ohio USA is currently starring in "End of Watch." Yes, you want to learn more about, and see more of, Candace Smith. 

This may sound a little bit freaky, but trust us, it's worth it: the 25 hottest mother-daughter combos in movies. ... We know we just showed you the hottest college-football cheerleaders from week 3, but it's never too early to check in on the best you'll see during Week 4. ... You may not go to women's pro golf when you're searching for babes, but this gallery proves that you should.