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These are the only pictures you need to see today. Seriously, if we catch you looking at other pictures, you're in big trouble. 

This simple graphic points out how much recycling big-time movie makers have spit out recently. 20-30 years ago, there were all sorts of new and original concepts, but these days the top 10 earners are littered with sequels, prequels and shitquels. (Our word, not Hollywood's.)

Take one haunted house, one camera with a flash and dozens of people walking into the "Boo!" room of said haunted house, and you will get awesome pictures like these.

Whether you're a Bears fan or not, you probably have an opinion on the perpetually grouchy Jay Cutler. We're guessing that opinion will change forever once you start clicking through Smokin' Jay Cutler.

We swapped in the current head shots of actors onto iconic cast pictures and the results were equal parts disturbing and fascinating. Check it out.

The woman who turned Ecce Homo into a meme has finally become more comfortable talking to the press, and now she wants your money. ... This disgusting picture of a gigantic African snail will make you want to throw up. ... In the least shocking news ever released about a former president, Monica Lewinsky reveals that Bill Clinton wanted threesomes. ... There's a real-life cat burglar on the loose, so hide all your shoe strings, empty boxes and laser pointers. ... When your neighbor won't stop blasting gospel music, the only way to get them back is to blare porn from the back porch. Wait, what?

Chanel Spencer has never competed in the X Games, but these pictures of her with a skateboard are so awesome, she should still be on the top-10 list of greatest skateboarders of all time.

Move over Bar Rafaeli, there's a new Israeli supermodel gunning for your title, and her name is Alisa Basyuk. ... Rose Henna is the latest extremely attractive woman you should be following on Instagram. ... Brooklyn Decker, Olivia Munn, Kate Upton and more make up this list of the 25 sports WAGs we will miss in 2013.