Sorry, Hawaii, you offered a very thorough demonstration, but we're going with the dude recklessly swinging a machete around in the back of a parking lot.
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Bart's sidekick finally gets all the attention in this hilarious -- and too short, if you ask us -- video tribute. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
America's No. 1 fast-food mascot has travelled the globe spreading good cheer and diabetes, but it's not always the perfect photo op. Here's a gallery of some of the more bizarre places he's appeared.
If you're looking for some good porn and you live in North Carolina, just change the channel to "Lilo and Stitch." ... Everyone run as fast as you can to Silver Spring, Md., and the Quarry House Tavern where they have ordered too much beer and need your help getting rid of it. ... New Jersey is a rough place where they assault wheelchair-bound women and 4-year old. And that's just the cops. ... Time came up with 10 ways to rejuvinate your brain at work and enjoyably enough, doing your work is not one of them. ... You might want to sit down before you read this next headline. OK, are you ready? Lindsay Lohan hit someone with her car again.
Danielle Johnson is the first ever Miss Galaxy Australia and has done plenty of swimsuit shoots. Click on her pic to learn more about this lovely Aussie.
Yesterday was Keeley Hazell's 26th birthday, so let's celebrate with a ton of pictures of the FHM and Maxim model. ... Week 3 of the college-football season is in the books, and you know what that means: more cheerleader pics! ... You've seen her in theaters in "End of Watch," and now you can see Natalie Martinez in lingerie right here.
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