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Upon first glance, these look like the bright and cheerful cartoon books that gave you your first reading experiences. But when you look at the subject matter and the drawings a little closer, you will realize these are most certainly not for the young and innocent. Artist Bob Staake created these bad little children's books based on classic kiddie reading material from the 1940s, '50s and '60s, and they are absolutely hysterical.
Mommy Needs To Go To Detox
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The Big Book of Drownings
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My First Little Boob Job
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When Will You Die of Cancer?
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The Five Alarm Fire in Captain Joe's Pants
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God is Great: So How Come He Gave Me and Bobby Crossed Eyes?
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Don't Worry, We Won't Kill You
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A Good Place To Hide The Body Parts
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Wood Love Dolls: How To Make 'Em!
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Dead Whales Can't Wave Back And The Japanese Are To Blame
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Flowers Are Very Pretty But We'd Make More Money Growing Pot
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If You Give A Cyclops A Kitten
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The Little Cub Scout Quits
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If Tommy Was Jewish He Probably Wouldn't Suck As Much At The Violin
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Polly Paints A Penis
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Daddy Hopes He Has Enough Rope In The Trunk
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Cool Shit You Can Make Out Of Felt
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Fido Finds A Dildo
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Siegfried and Corduroy
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Skippy and the Stripper Pole
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Let's Eat Like A Carny
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The Big Wonder Book of De-Winging Techniques
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Let's Hurry Or We'll Miss The Public Lynching
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Bukowski for Kids
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Zippy Denies the Holocaust
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Billy is the Monsignor's Favorite
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Officer O'Reilly Is 3 Months Pregnant
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