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You will not see anything funnier today than this gallery of the best the Internet has to offer.

Have you ever noticed how absolutely ridiculous the setups are for pointless infomercial products? Here's a collection of GIFs of the stupidest openings in infomercial history, from the guy who can't take his wife's shoes off without falling over, to the guy who can't hang up the phone without spilling seven pounds of Cheetos on the carpet.

These insane patterns are actually crystalized versions of your favorite adult beverages under a microscope. Take a look at the pretty colors, then let's all go get drunk!

If you're looking for a haunted toaster, an upside-down plane or a glass jar that might hold the ghost of George Harrison, then you're in luck, because Craigslist has got you covered. Check out these 10 ridiculous items that are just a few clicks away from sitting in your living room.

If you're considering going under the knife, take a look at these pics before you make your final decision.

The U.K. has never been known for their delicious cuisine, so it's no surprise that they're now selling rat meat. ... If you believe in luck, you're probably a fatass. ... Men in South Korea wear just as much makeup as their female co-workers. ... The bathroom is the most dangerous room in your house (and not just on chili night). ... Everyone's freaking out about a 20-year-old video of a gorilla playing with a toddler.

Gabby Jeane is a go-go dancer, Hooters waitress and model. Why are you still reading this instead of looking at the gallery?

Brazilian model Daiane Sodr is modeling bikinis, so you know what to do: get to clicking. ... As the baseball season heads into the homestretch, enjoy this list of the greatest baseball nicknames of all time. ... You don't need to see a single episode of "Glee" to want to see every single picture of "Glee" star Naya Rivera.