Craigslist is the perfect place to go to hawk your really weird stuff that you don’t think anyone would want. Because, believe it or not, there are people out there who are weirder than you who might actually want it.
Here is a collection of the weirdest of the weird of Craigslist items.
1962 International Rat Rod?
Take this “truckcar,” for example. Is it a car? Or is it a truck? We’re not quite sure, but we do know that you’ll look incredibly glamorous driving it down the street. The seller claims that it is in good working condition and we’re going to take his word for it.
Glass Jar Containing Ghost of George Harrison (Maybe)
Here's a haunted item for you ghost lovers out there. This one has a famous inhabitant. Simply by contacting this seller, you can get a jar containing the spirit of George Harrison of The Beatles! Or not. There are actually no guarantees that the jar contains Harrison’s spirit or any spirit whatsoever.
Gene Simmons Volkswagen
If you’ve ever been disappointed that your car doesn’t look enough like Gene Simmons, then this Craigslist item is perfect for you. Finally, you will have the opportunity to impress every lady on the planet as you drive the Kiss frontman’s giant tongue around town.
While many sellers tend to be sketchy about the items they are selling, this guy lets you know right off the bat. He admits to damaging the plane by flipping it and even includes a photo of the crashed plane flipped upside down.
Some items on Craigslist are free! If that makes you wary, it should. A lot of the time, they are free for a reason. This woman is trying to get rid of a toaster she claims contains the spirit of her husband’s dead friend, which would be fine, except he keeps burning the toast. Perfectly healthy. Perfectly normal.
This seems like a total bargain. For a mere $3,500, you can have your very own spaceship to explore our universe and beyond. The vehicle only has 300 million intergalactic miles on it, but you must pay in full. The seller refuses to take payments because the buyer can’t be trusted to make them once he/she leaves Earth.
Autographed Copy of Plato’s Republic
“1st edition of The Republic signed by its author. There is of course a reasonable amount of wear and tear, (light highlighting and underlining, dog-eared pages, back cover missing, etc.), but it is in overall good condition considering its age. First come first serve.”
If you don’t get this and attempt to buy it, get off of the internet completely. This place isn’t meant for you.
Free Mug to “Fred”
Some free items come with certain requirements. This large beer stein can bring you many satisfying afternoons just as long as your name is Fred. This is not a joke. The mug says Fred, so you must be a Fred to receive the mug. The current owner is not kidding. You will need to show proper identification.
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Cat Holder Downer
With this posting, it's the viewer who has something up for sale. If you want to make an easy 10 bucks, you can contact the person and be their cat holder-downer. Basically, this person just needs someone who will be willing to hold their cat down while they give the little feline a haircut (exactly what this diagram shows). It’s actually not a pretty bad deal once you read the description.