Plastic-Surgery Catastrophes

Former British rocker Pete Burns doesn't look quite the same since his days performing on stage.

Jackie Stallone looks like she's been in more boxing matches than her son's trademark character.

M.J. will always be beautiful to me.

Wayne Newton looks ridiculous.

Carrot Top. Like the comedian himself, this is really not funny.

Janice Dickinson is still kind of hot. Right?

Kenny Rogers gambled on a facelift. He shouldn't known when to walk away. (Or run.)

I’m serious, Latoya.

Carmen Campuzano is great, but she’s always turning her nose up at me.

Joan Van Ark of "Knot’s Landing" fame, looking rabies-chic.

Lil’ Kim looking real good in some kind of red-velvet, ruffled, sequined getup.

Warning: if you thought these were bad, the following photos get even scarier. Proceed at your own risk.

Seriously, if you're eating right now, you might want to stop clicking. 

Double trouble on the Seine with French lookers Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.

David Gest. My mother always said you could tell an insane person by what they did with their eyebrows.

Amanda Lepore may be there when you die.

Hungarian Maria Geronazzo channels the cheetah with this sultry look.

Unknown woman on the verge of a collagen meltdown.

Like many Ukrainian girls, Valeria Lukyanova has a thing for Barbies.

An unnamed Kuwaiti woman gets the swollen treatment after seeking lip service on the unregulated Arab black market.

Donatella Versace looking fashion weak ahead of this year’s Fashion Week festivities.

Jenny Lee looking particularly clownish (and top-heavy) behind some rocks.

Tara Reid. I don’t know. Something went wrong here.

This unfortunate young lady either had work or got worked. But she certainly ain’t doing work.

My feeling is that if a little plastic surgery is going to make you feel more confident, then really, that’s all that matters.

Tigress Irma Serrano just can’t take it anymore.

Colored contacts work if, and only if, the whole ensemble works. As in this case.

Non-medical silicone-implant salesman to potential buyer: "Say, for example, you love stars, and I mean really love stars. But say you've already got a bunch of stars tattooed on your face and your forehead..."

Like the Lizard Man, Dennis Avner (aka the Cat Man) can’t have kids. At least, we hope not.

Lizard Man Erik Sprague has the full support of his parents, and thankfully can’t have any kids of his own.