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Plastic surgery has blown through the entertainment landscape and left a wake of disfigured destruction in its wake. Gone in Hollywood is natural beauty, replaced by enhanced lips, breasts, buttocks and anything else you can inject with collagen. We rounded up some of the most notable and terrifying transformations in the celebrity world. Let this serve as a warning to all of you out there thinking about going under the knife. It ain't always prettier on the other side.
Let's start with Jocelyn Wildenstein and her trademark sourpuss face.
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Former British rocker Pete Burns doesn't look quite the same since his days performing on stage.
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Jackie Stallone looks like she's been in more boxing matches than her son's trademark character.
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M.J. will always be beautiful to me.
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Wayne Newton looks ridiculous.
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Carrot Top. Like the comedian himself, this is really not funny.
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Janice Dickinson is still kind of hot. Right?
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Kenny Rogers gambled on a facelift. He shouldn't known when to walk away. (Or run.)
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I’m serious, Latoya.
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Carmen Campuzano is great, but she’s always turning her nose up at me.
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Joan Van Ark of "Knot’s Landing" fame, looking rabies-chic.
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Lil’ Kim looking real good in some kind of red-velvet, ruffled, sequined getup.
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Warning: if you thought these were bad, the following photos get even scarier. Proceed at your own risk.
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Seriously, if you're eating right now, you might want to stop clicking.
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Double trouble on the Seine with French lookers Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.
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David Gest. My mother always said you could tell an insane person by what they did with their eyebrows.
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Amanda Lepore may be there when you die.
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Hungarian Maria Geronazzo channels the cheetah with this sultry look.
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Unknown woman on the verge of a collagen meltdown.
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Like many Ukrainian girls, Valeria Lukyanova has a thing for Barbies.
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An unnamed Kuwaiti woman gets the swollen treatment after seeking lip service on the unregulated Arab black market.
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Donatella Versace looking fashion weak ahead of this year’s Fashion Week festivities.
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Jenny Lee looking particularly clownish (and top-heavy) behind some rocks.
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Tara Reid. I don’t know. Something went wrong here.
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This unfortunate young lady either had work or got worked. But she certainly ain’t doing work.
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My feeling is that if a little plastic surgery is going to make you feel more confident, then really, that’s all that matters.
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Tigress Irma Serrano just can’t take it anymore.
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Colored contacts work if, and only if, the whole ensemble works. As in this case.
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Non-medical silicone-implant salesman to potential buyer: "Say, for example, you love stars, and I mean really love stars. But say you've already got a bunch of stars tattooed on your face and your forehead..."
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Like the Lizard Man, Dennis Avner (aka the Cat Man) can’t have kids. At least, we hope not.
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Lizard Man Erik Sprague has the full support of his parents, and thankfully can’t have any kids of his own.
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South Korean Hang Mioku before and after injecting cooking oil into her face in 2008. Sadly, we’re not sure which is which.
RULE No20
Be clever with your pick-up lines. No more mirrors in pants or tired legs, fellas.
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use proper creams and dove soap and stay away from these plastic butchers
May 09 2013 at 7:23 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe lady with the big pink lips looks like the "Jockers" girlfriend.....doesn't she?
April 25 2013 at 6:15 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHmmm do you love your looks yet? Disliked yourself so much that you chopped up your face. How do you like YOU now?
April 25 2013 at 12:37 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyLol why? Just because? Weird. I don't have time to pay that close attention to my lips.
April 25 2013 at 12:34 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWith those lips it could suck-start a 787 airplane. . .
April 25 2013 at 10:52 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replywoaaaah thats not lil kim is it ouch:(((((
November 08 2012 at 8:07 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replywonder what would happen if i open that flap in front of carmen's nose
November 02 2012 at 1:09 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replylil kim told her plastic surgeon that she wants to look like an asian grandma
November 02 2012 at 1:08 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyYou know the sad thing is before surgery these people were actually beautiful
November 01 2012 at 7:38 PM Report abuse Permalink +1 rate up rate down Replylook up Jocelyn Wildenstein before surgery photos and you'll see =)
He,she looks like octomom !!!
November 01 2012 at 5:45 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply