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If you have just the slightest bit of time to kill, we suggest you kill it here, clicking through the most preposterous, enjoyable, ridiculous photos that popped up on the Internet today.

The Big Mac. The P'Zone. The Doritos Locos Taco. These are all items worthy of enshrinement into the Fast Food Hall of Fame, but only you can make it happen. Vote early and vote often to see your favorite items imortalized.

It's OK to laugh. It happened to the best of us.

Awesome People Hanging Out Together has been around for a while and it's exactly what its name says it is. Caution: no matter what time of day you enter, you will have a very hard time not clicking through until it's time to go to sleep.

Communicating with Mom and Dad has never been easier. Or more hilarious.

Virgin births are real! (For Komodo dragons). ... There's a new iPhone case that'll protect your smartphone and help you stab people. ... Thirsty JFK International Airport workers fired after stealing 100,000 of those tiny liquor bottles that they serve on flights. ... Thanks to new calorie-count display menus, eating at McDonalds is about to become a lot more depressing. ... The NSA is tracking down hackers because they need help.

Lilia Stepanova is a sexy contortionist and you know what that means. (It means you don't stand a chance with her.) But that shouldn't stop you from looking at a bunch of hot pictures of her.

Sarah Shahi burst onto the TV scene in "The Sopranos" and continues to pick up roles regularly, but we're more happy that she continues to do awesome photo shoots like these. ... New video and pics of Blake Lively prove that Ryan Reynolds might just be the luckiest man in the world right now. ... Kelly Brook's new calendar looks like the absolute best way to keep track of what day it is.