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Your daily blend of absolutely, spectacularly, mind-boggingly ridiculous and fantastic and stupid Internet photos is only one click away. That click is right here.

If you like your seafood fresh, this is probably for you. Watch a step-by-step demonostration of live squid being prepared for consumption. The thing practically walks off the dinner table as it is being sliced and diced. Not for the queasy.

With only the slightest alterations, these children's books go from learning tools to filthy smut.

The never-ending debate over which way to re-stock the toilet paper has been solved. And it's a landslide. Our apologies to those of you out there who think differently, but we are wholeheartedly on the side of this graphic.

Closed captioning is a wonderful tool, but when it goes wrong, it goes really wrong. This gallery combines the worst, the strangest and the just plain wrong from the always screen-grabbable world of closed captioning.

Struggling as a parent? Just take some bong rips, dude. ... Intrepid reporter exposes horrible conditions inside the iPhone 5 factory. Unfortunately, his battery died, so he couldn't FaceTime his experiences. ... Facebook is about to take on Google in the search-engine game. ... Look out, bath salts; there's a new drug emerging in South Australia that seems to be just as effective at destroying lives. ... If you ever lose a canoe and want it back, just offer up a gallon of gin as a reward.

Dana Heidke is a bad girl from Australia who's covered in tattoos and loves to drink beer by the campfire. Yes, you want to learn more.

The fall TV season is here and we're excited for that, but we're even more excited to see more of the hottest women starring in all of the new fall shows. ... Abigail Clancy wants you to know that she is still the sexiest WAG out there. ... Week 2 is already in the books for college football, so it's time to look back and reflect on the hottest cheerleaders.