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Have you always wondered how you can turn your No. 2 into No. 1? Look no further than the Poop Tube. See the Tube in action.

The greatest overactor of our generation has all sorts of bizarre tributes online. We compiled this collection of the very best Nic Cage-based pictures that are floating around out there.

When URLs form automatically based on the headline of an article, some funny things can happen. As this link proves, even a paper as reputable as The New York Times isn't exempt from these incidents. 

College football uniform fashion has gotten more daring over the last few seasons. This gallery looks at what might be popping up on football fields and TVs across the nation in the next couple of years.

Let's all toast Arthur Reid, the 90-year-old who has drunk 30,000 pints of beer at the same pub. ... If you don't use Bing, don't feel bad; no one at its parent company, Microsoft, does either. ... Booze in a bag is no longer just for hobos thanks to this Swedish winemaker's new designer wine handbags. ... TV nerds can exhale: Liza Minelli is reprising her role on the "Arrested Development" revival. ... A one-night stand leads to a baby which leads to a 6-year search for the father which leads to a weddding. It's a true Facebook fairy tale.

Mandi has been modelling since she was 10 years old, and she seems to really have the hang of it. Check out more pics of this exotic beauty.

Brazilian supermodel Marina Theiss is so hot, she can steam up the Neiman Marcus catalogue. ... Meet the new face (and other body parts) of Wonderbra, Adriana Cernanova. ... For all you single fellas out there, here are the hottest available female athletes. (You totally have a chance, bro.)