A Gallery of Pregnant-Women Fails

"Um, can we have a different waitress?"

"Hey, MTV, I think that I would be perfect on "16 and Pregnant" because I just really don't give a shit sometimes, y'know?"

"No, you can't have my ticket to the Insane Clown Possy concert."

"Sure you're with child, but do a lift that most men can't do. What's the worst that could happen?"

"I can barely walk on land with these, but I'm sure I'll do great in the shark-infested waters."

I'm not disputing that "The Lion King" isn't a great movie, but really?

My Dick's Sporting Goods store doesn't sell RPGs.

Roll Tide.

"The kid's been kicking all day. Give me something that will put him down."

"No, I am single."

"You look... beautiful?"

At the very least, I hope that isn't one of the old Four Lokos.

"Push it! Push it! Push-- Oh no. Call a doctor!"

"Oh, so you're having the thing from the movie 'Alien'?"

"When you feel fatigued, just fall over. Don't worry; the ground has half an inch of sweaty padding, so it's fine."

"My husband isn't looking! Gosh, chill out, nerd."

"He thinks it's a beach ball. He thinks it's a beach ball, people! Get the tranq gun! Take him down!"

"Side effects be damned; 'Pretty Little Liars' is on."

That tattoo is going to be even weirder in a few months.

"It's dangerous! You got a light?"

This has disaster written all over it.

"I'm crowning!"

"Sure, let's put her on this unpredictable, 900-pound beast."

"Maybe I'll just have one..."

...or 12! Heyyy!'

"What do you expect me to do while I wait for my boyfriend to pick me up on his motorcycle?"

You know what's a bad idea? Having non-alcoholic beer in the fridge, because it looks a lot like alcoholic beer that's right next to it in the fridge.