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We spend too much time on the Internet so you don't have to. Here are the results of all that hard "work."

Rappers say some filthy things in their hit songs. We decided to let you clean them up with your very own word choices. Re-write classics by Snoop, Ice Cube, Too $hort and more.

When the local news has to fill a half hour of programming, but the local community does not cooperate by providing an interesting story, you get fluff. Here's a gallery of the hilarious results of the slowest of slow news days.

If you're offended easily, don't click here. But if you like to laugh at wildly off-color jokes, you will not find 20 better punch lines from this week than this gallery of hilarious tweets.

From toothbrushes to footballs to grean tea leaves, a photographer used a laser pointer lens to get up close and personal with items you use on a regular basis. See if you can guess what's what in this gallery.

If you've always wondered why your ice-cream desserts can't be more like your nacho appetizers, Baskin-Robbins has got you covered with their new ice-cream nachos. ... Total bummer, dudes: Amsterdam might start limiting access to their famous "coffee shops" to locals only. ... For those of you out there who wear contact lenses, you'll probably be blind soon. It's still better than being called "four eyes," right? ... If you see an intern throwing his body in front of editors at GQ's New York offices trying to draw charging calls, it's probably just their newest intern, Rajon Rondo. ... Steroids have plagued the high-stakes world of baseball, cycling and now... chess?

This Uzbekistani-American actress/model traded in a potential career in aircraft mechanics to pursue a career in the entertainment business. This gallery proves she made the right decision.

This one is pretty self-explanatory: Here are the hottest Facebook pics of Cowboys cheerleaders in 2012. ... These really hot and patriotic Leticia Cline pics will help you deal with the end of summer. ... Last night was a super-tame Video Music Awards on MTV, so let's reflect instead on the 25 hottest moments in VMA history.