Top Shelf for Thursday Sep 6th, 2012 - "General Hospital" subpoena guy, ironic photos, animals hate children, Karissa Gilham and much more - Mandatory

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Thursday September 6th, 2012
1. 'General Hospital' Has One Guy for All of Its Subpoena-Serving Scenes

Long-running soap opera "General Hospital" has used the "you've been served, pal" plot device so many times that the show has hired a full-time guy to serve all their subpoenas on the show. Way to get creative, GH.

2. The Greatest Photos You'll See Today

Each day, we find the funniest, craziest and all-around awesomest photos the Internet has to offer. And then we put them into a gallery just for you. Don't you feel special? Check out today's funny photos.

3. Awesome Photoshop Prank

Sometimes, a good prank is all about subtlety. You don't always have to hit someone over the head to get your prank across. Sometimes, you just have to make a tiny change here and there to drive your intended target insane. That was never more true when a group of friends just slightly altered their pal's face in his Facebook photos. The result was priceless.

4. Hilariously Ironic Photos

Alanis Morrisette famously sang a song called "Ironic" about a lot of things that really weren't ironic (rain on your wedding day?). To remedy that, here's a gallery of hilarious photos that are ironic.

5. News You Need to Know

Not sure if this is a cool or scary, but here are eight ways judges have cited "Star Trek" from the bench. ... it's the 21 richest adult film stars in the world. ... Well, this is gross... On a list of bad ideas, potty training your daughter at a Las Vegas restaurant table is probably in the top 100, right? ... Here's a list of the worst NFL fan tattoos of all time. ... 74-year-old farmer "accidentally" planted 1,000 pot plants.

6. Proof Animals Hate Children [GIFs]

Let's face it: kids can be really annoying for pets. So here is a collection of funny GIFs where the family dog and cat have gotten a little revenge. (Don't worry. No children were harmed in any of these.)

7. Know the Code: Massage Parlors

Massage parlors are tricky. How do you know if the masseuse will offer you a happy ending (if you're into that sort of thing) when she's done working out the kinks in your back? You don't want to ask for something extra only to find yourself thrown out onto the street wearing nothing but a towel. To get to the bottom of this mystery, we asked CJ the Erotic Masseuse to give us all the details and codes to know before you walk in the door of your local massage parlor.

8. Karissa Gilham

Karissa Gilham has been modeling for a few years now and we hope she continues to do so for many, many more. You might have seen her in the pages of Maxim, Zoo Weekly and Ralph.

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