The Funniest Facebook Comments of All Time

This comment is really concrete. 

We should all be this good at multitasking. 

YOU'RE USING A PHONE! CALL HER, DAMN IT!

Eric is my hero. 

Nothing is funnier than a racist parent. 

The difference between "then" and "than" has never been more important. 

"Just give me, like, 35 more seconds before you take it down."

Honesty is the best policy.

I don't even get what this one is a boat, so I don't bike it at all. 

Who knew God was so vengeful?

Also, why did we have to end women's suffrage, sign the Declaration of Independence and put a man on the moon?

Learn to spell or suffer the wrath of your more intelligent and witty friends. 

Don't sign into Facebook on a public computer. You deserve something like this to happen to you if you do. 

I don't think that is proper hospital protocol. 

His first name is Josh. Last name is Narc. 

It sounds nice, but it gets pretty damp and humid. 

Guhd Luk 2 Uhmerika's Fewchur. 

This is the best grammar correction in the history of grammar corrections. 

This is why Precious shouldn't have a Facebook page. 

Nailed it. 

1. Insult.

2. Get put in your place.

3. Recover handsomely. 

Remember, always completely disregard any warning signs if words are misspelled.

Jesus died for a lot of reasons.

Not that son of God. Another son of god. 

This is the reason the Kardashian women pay so much money for body hair-removal. 

He's also learning to read "Mein Kampf." 

It's not his fault he can't read good. 

I'm still questioning it even with the mold. 

Fact: Every black man with a grey beard is Morgan Freeman.

At least he wasn't trying to find out where to buy Extenze. 

Autocorrect is so inconvenient. 

There is no possible way he could have been talking about anything else.

Sexy Pose Fail No. 143.

Is that a genie in the lamp dressed up as a penis or a penis dressed as a genie in the lamp?

Keep in mind, he did say "might."

Actually, learning to spell might be more fun. 

Fighting 4 animals is just crazy talk. 

Hitler's favorite way to kill time.

We like this too. 

Oh, so you do know how to spell it?

Let's hope the Discovery Channel doesn't actually turn this into a thing. 

It looks like the public has spoken.

It was on this day that Caleb Blurryname showed that he had no heart. 

Don't worry about it, Dakota. Just keep taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror and you'll be destined to go far in this world. 

Yup, the graffiti. Solid job on the graffiti. 

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Every guy has probably felt like this.

She's still trying to figure this one out.