For every situation, there is a suitable quote from The Simpsons.
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By Cory Jones
Sep 04, 2012
Each day, we cull the funniest photos from all the corners of the Internet, and bring them to you. Here's today's offering.
James Franco does a pretty good James Franco impression.
Which one's which?
Sad poem is sad.
Reality versus expectations.
It was love at first sight.
You have a dirty mind if you had to do a double take here.
Whoa, buddy. That's not the way to get my vote.
Somewhere, a bunch of physicists are smiling.
A fairy-tale ending from the prince's perspective.
The forest needs more poetic bears.
I'll have an apple instead.
I've never felt sorry for a cable company before.
A great reason to not do drugs.
What did Hippocrates ever do to you?
Just chillin' in my vase.
If a vampire had a Facebook page.
I want to go to that party.
Awesome sign is awesome.
It's important to make lists.
I had no idea rice dicks were such a huge problem.
They suspect nothing.
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
A \"weee pit cookie-cuterish\" ya think....wow