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Each day, we scour the Internet for the funniest, craziest and best photos on the World Wide Web. We think you'll enjoy today's offering.

These two GIFs break down and illustrate the subtle differences between cats and dogs. If you look closely, you can see the minor ways in which they react to not only their owners, but the world around them. And yes, they both secretly hate you.

Louis C.K. is pretty much everyone's favorite comedian right now, mostly because he's the funniest comedian in the world. Not only is his stand-up funny, but his late-night-talk-show appearances have become legendary. Here are his five funniest late-night moments.

Reality star and sort-of basketball player Kris Humphries is being sued by a woman who claims she got herpes from him. That woman is not named Kim Kardashian as far as we know. ... A New Jersey woman has non-stop orgasms, and somehow finds a way to complain about it. ... Campbell's Soup introduces new Andy Warhol-inspired cans. ... A mayor in Texas was killed by a donkey. It's your move, Florida. ... Rosacea might be caused by mite feces in your pores. ... A 346-pound man punched the pizza-delivery guy because he "forgot the garlic knots."

The mirror self-portrait has become one of the foremost ways of expressing yourself online. And these people are terrible at it.

This Penthouse Pet is an Australian model who also likes driving V8s. She's pretty much Mad Max if he was a hottie.

This is a hilarious gallery of unintentionally dirty sports photos. ... From lucky bounces to Hail Marys, here are the 25 luckiest shots in sports history. ... This is the dorkiest bicycle you have ever seen in your life. ... This is why Eddie Murphy was one of the funniest men to ever walk the planet. ... Here are the 10 worst movies of the summer of 2012. ... And finally, this is the worst story you will hear today (f you have a penis).