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Every day, we scour the Internet to find the funniest photos on the World Wide Web. Click here to see what popped up today.

You may want to snatch up this very odd "Simpsons" shirt featuring Milhouse and Bart and put it on eBay before the collectors get to it.

We don't know who these guys think they're fooling.

We can't explain why, but these stills of Agent Scully in derp face will make your day a little bit brighter.

Photographer Tim Tadder created this awesome series of "water wig" stills.

Good news, everyone: there are penis and vagina-shaped macaroons. Go ahead, pop them in your mouth. ... In keeping with today's theme, there's a new genitalia-headed fish that has evolutionary scientists baffled (but we hope it's called the dickhead fish). ... Yes, this is a moth. ... A missing woman unwittingly joins a search party that's looking for her. ... This sounds like the greatest tractor pull of all time. ... Iggy Pop's new bobblehead somehow looks scarier than Iggy Pop does in real life. ... A female chimpanzee is found to be smarter than U.S. high-school students, which probably isn't saying much.

Rickilee Venardos wants to spread her love of health and fitness around the globe. If this photo shoot is any indication, she should be very persuasive. 

On the brink of the new college football season, you probably want to know which female fanbase ranked No. 1 out of all Division I schools. ... Bad girls always get the attention of guys so you'll no doubt be drawn to this list of the 50 most infamous actresses in Hollywood. ... The only thing more exciting than the upcoming NFL season is the release of "Madden NFL 13," and this shoot of hot women playing the video game will probably get your more -- ahem -- excited.