Putting the toilet seat down is less work than talking about leaving the toilet seat up.
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By Jesse Kubanet
Aug 29, 2012
Sometimes a well-placed ad can make a company millions, but a poorly placed ad can make your business look terrible. Here are a few ads that really need to learn the concept of location, location, location.
If anyone could use a vacation, it's probably those people.
Not that delicate, apparently.
"Well, he probably wasn't drinking Red Stripe. You know these youngsters drink Natty Ice. They don't know what a good beer is."
"Boy, do I ever!"
"Oops" is right.
This is why Nike will always be better than you.
Politics is dog-eat-dog.
"Well, it is free."
"The Father, the Son, and the Holy Meow."
See, this is how he did it.
We're getting close.
"I'm more of a 'Call of Duty' fan."
Can you say, "get well soon" gag gift?
"I did hear that Einstein was a total d-bag."
Then maybe do something about those glasses.
"I guess it's not missing anymore."
Maybe he doesn't deserve a movie.
The juicer company wins this ad battle.
"Well, Toyotas are the safest cars. It was probably a Ford."
"So don't wear big-girl bras?"
"Kids are expensive! Lay off!"
"Really, CBS 42?"
Some people are just way too competitive.
Maybe if it's terrible coffee.
"Like a moth to a flame...then he was killed on impact. So basically...IT WORKED!"
"I need some new arrows. I used my last one on that little snot-nosed brat."
Now's as good a time as ever.
"That's terrible! Wow, 75 percent off?"
"I just want to do a little research to find out what's wrong with me-- Oh my God!"
"All I have is six bucks, but I need to buy a Mother's Day gift. Can you help me find something?"
The irony here is horrifying.
I think partnering with the Mets was their first mistake.
"I have never taken performance-enhancing drugs. Ever. Never. Not once. Nope. Did not. Not me. Never ever."
But they love each other!
"Never fly Delta."
"If you don't have an iPhone, you deserved it."
"That's a shame. But Beirut is lovely this time of year."