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Every day brings a new batch of totally insane pics, and every day those pics are right here waiting for you when you need them.

When you're about to drop your new luxurious boat in the water for the first time, you probably shouldn't drop it in top first. Just our opinion. Watch the video of this catastrophe.

This is what happens when translations go wrong (or incredibly right, depending on how you look at it).

Scientists have discovered a new species of fish with penises on their heads and they are horny (the fish, not the scientists). ... Mitt Romney is being chased to repay a 130-year-old debt on behalf of his great-grandfather, who was once described as "a mass of putrid pus and rotten goose pimples." ... A Taiwanese EPA minister wants you and every other man out there to sit down to pee. ... We finally found Bigfoot, but some teenage driver ran him over. (Also, it was really just a guy in a Bigfoot costume.) ... An opera-singing New York City bus driver is now taking your requests.

When the wrong people get a hold of an image in Photoshop, bad things happen to good pictures.

In 1898, every professional baseball team received a letter warning their players about the excessive use of obsene language on the field. Once you see some of the absolutely ridiculous-sounding phrases the players are warned about using, you will have a hard time not using them around the office (although think twice about using any of them in front of HR).

Is this hot model a scientist or is she just playing one in this photo shoot? One more question: do you care at all?

The U.S. Open is underway so there's no better time than now to check in with the hottest women in tennis. ... Darling lingerie provided some new underwear for Brazilian supermodel Gianne Albertoni, and we can probably all agree that it was a great idea. ... Not to be outdone, La Clover just outfitted Irina Shayk in some new lingerie, and it's just as spectacular.