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Awesome Asian Translation Fails

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By Cory Jones Aug 27, 2012

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    Before we start this slideshow, we just want to say that if we tried to create our own Asian translations, we would fail way worse than these examples. 

    This gallery is just our way of enjoying some of the funnier examples of when translations go wrong.

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    Chicken rude and unreasonable.

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    Can you do us a favor and clean up after you die?

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    Well, you can't say you weren't warned.

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    If you're going to order one door, might as well make it to the women's room.

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    We'll just have water, thanks.

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    More of a meat-and-potatoes store, we guess.

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    Well, at least it sounds flavorful.

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    Excuse me, can you direct me to the vagina mirror check room, please?

    Via Engrish.com

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    Well, we hate all of you too.

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    Never thought we'd say this, but the sauce pig hand sounds like our best option.

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    We've always wondered what Kim Possible tastes like.

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    We're all a little confused.

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    Not really a great way to advertise your park.

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    You don't like piss. We get it.

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    We need to get our students off chicken gristle.

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    Thank you. Stayed here.

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    Actually, this isn't a translation fail at all.

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    Next: Very Funny Bumper Stickers

    This sounds like it might be a little dry.

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