Awesome Asian Translation Fails

Chicken rude and unreasonable.

Can you do us a favor and clean up after you die?

Well, you can't say you weren't warned.

If you're going to order one door, might as well make it to the women's room.

We'll just have water, thanks.

More of a meat-and-potatoes store, we guess.

Well, at least it sounds flavorful.

Excuse me, can you direct me to the vagina mirror check room, please?

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Well, we hate all of you too.

Never thought we'd say this, but the sauce pig hand sounds like our best option.

We've always wondered what Kim Possible tastes like.

We're all a little confused.

Not really a great way to advertise your park.

You don't like piss. We get it.

We need to get our students off chicken gristle.

Thank you. Stayed here.

Actually, this isn't a translation fail at all.