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We spend way too much time looking at stupid photos so you don't have to. Here's the best of what we stumbled on today. 

The Victoria's Secret Models Tumblr is exactly what it sounds like: an endless scroll of all sorts of pictures of super-hot Victoria's Secret models in various states of undress. See you next month, when you finally click away. 

From the first pair of Air Jordans to the LeBron X, we chart how much it will set you back to own a decent pair of basketball shoes.

In the most relatable news you will read today, a new study proves that people would rather scrub their toilets than change their passwords. ... If you want to have a chance at medalling in the Paralympics, you have to work hard, stay positive and twist your scrotum. ... Black licorice doesn't just taste like crap, it can also kill you. ... Heineken's new cubed beer bottle will help you fill every square inch of space in your refrigerator with alcohol. ... Behold: New York City's cleanest public bathroom.

There are a lot of people out there looking for love on OKCupid, and in order to make connections, they share intimiate details on their profile pages. You could definitely make a case that some of these people shared a little too much.

A man from London turned his tractor into a triceratops. Click here to see pictures of this road-ready beast.

When this model gets in a food fight with herself, everyone wins.

Becky Gillispe is an accountant, but she does not look like one at all. ... Edward Norton has dated Jessica Biel, Salma Hayek and Cameron Diaz, so ranking his hook-ups is no easy matter. ... From Ashley Judd to Brooklyn Decker, this gallery has all the hottest sports fans covered.