Top Shelf for Thursday Aug 23rd, 2012 - Hilarious plumbing disasters, shaming house pets, a gallery of hover hands, Katrina Taylor works out and more. - Mandatory

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Thursday Aug 23rd, 2012
A Normal Sized Man Rides a Teeny Tiny Bicycle

Don't worry; he was wearing a helmet.

The Greatest Photos You Will See Today

There are a lot of photos floating around out there, but only a select few will bring you joy and happiness for the rest of the day. Click here to see those select few.

Dad Thinks He's Cool With Tall Black Socks, Embarrasses Son at Concert

If you're a dad and you take your son to a concert featuring his favorite band, you're pretty cool. Unless you dance around like Stevie Wonder in a pair of shorts and hiked up dark socks. Then you're definitely not cool. 

Hilarious Plumbing Disasters

Our tribute to those times when a plunger just won't get the job done.

Tumblr of the Day

Dog Shaming holds house pets responsible for their actions by taking pictures of them at the scenes of the crimes with pieces of paper describing said crimes. It's like "America's Most Wanted," but much more adorable. 

A Gallery of Hover Hands

When a man gets to take a picture with an attractive woman and that man lacks the confidence to put his hand on that woman, he produces a hover hand. Here is an entire gallery full of those awkard moments captured on film.

Headlines That Matter to You

One out of five high-school kids is super stoned and/or drunk right now. ... Two Colombian businessmen are suing for their right to keep selling Duff beer inspired by "The Simpsons." ... If you just stole a credit card and want to act casual, you probably shouldn't go to 7-Eleven and spend $1,600. ... LL Cool J thwarted a robbery by breaking a potential robber's nose ... If you want to solve global warming, just keep peeing.

Katrina Taylor

This Australian model wants to share some workout tips with you. We strongly suggest you partake in her tutorial.

Links, Links and More Links

If you can't get out to Hawaii, do the next best thing and peruse this gallery of the state's 51 hottest women. ... The Olympics are long gone, and so is beach volleyball in prime time, but you can still spend quality time with the hottest women in the sport right here. ... It's been Nora Arnezeder's year. She's been in movies with Denzel Washington and Elijah Wood.

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