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If you look at only 17 photos today, make sure it is these 17 photos.

Pete Carroll was behind some of the most legendary teams in college football history. But since those glory years at USC, things have come a little undone due to a variety of shady activities. While Carroll has fled for the Seahawks, his trail of scumbaggery has trickled down and touched many of the people he's worked with.

According to these hilarious pictures, Spider-Man wasn't really the infallible do-gooder we all thought he was.

Everyone's favorite stomach-stapled weather man made the "Today" show a little creepier the other day. In the middle of an otherwise standard street segment, Roker all of a sudden froze up with a look of what can only be described as confused constipation. See for yourself.

Innovation never slows down in Japan. Too bad it often doesn't smarten up, either. Here's a collection of some of the most ridiculous products we've ever seen.

You might want to sit down for this: apparently syphillis is widespread in the porn industry ... Listening to people complain isn't just annoying, it's also bad for your brain ... To all you married men out there, you might want to pick up a box of wine on your way home, because you're driving your wife to drink ... but it's nothing a little unprotected sex can't fix ... New squeeze and drink mixers from Smirnoff are just like alcoholic Capri Suns without the hassle of those annoying straw holes.

You may not be able to spell the 2010 Playmate of the Year's name, but that should definitely not stop you from clicking through this all-new gallery.

Everyone loves Olivia Munn and everyone loves animated GIFs, so it's a no-brainer you'll like it when the two are combined ... It's time to stop ranking NFL cheerleader squads as teams and time to start ranking the individual cheerleaders instead ... Kate Moss is still a supermodel and she doesn't want you to forget it.