By Cory Jones
Aug 22, 2012
I'm horrible with directions. If it weren't for the advances in GPS navigation, I would get lost way more than I usually do. However, if I lived around a few more of these intersections, finding my way around would be way easier.
"I really didn't want to stop for directions, but I just had to grin and bare it."
"Well, which is it?"
"Gosh, how did you get lost? Freaking idiot!"
Abbey Road is two blocks down.
"I'm just trying to find a Redbox."
Stoners would probably try to steal this if they had the motivation.
It's even more emasculating when you drive here in a Mini Cooper.
You had me at "Butz." Adding "Colon" just hit a total home run.
Every cop in the city has to patrol here for prostitutes at least eight times a day.
You don't want to spend too much time at the stop sign at this intersection.
"I'm at a crossroads, Father."
I'm just really hoping that those say "Fresh" and "Prince" in Chinese.
"I asked that kid for directions but he just kept talking about my butt. Kids have zero respect these days. Zero."
It would be better if this were the corner of "Gott" and "Himbytheballs".
Read from left to right really fast.
"The map clearly said 'that way.'"
"This is probably in a red state."
You know, Clark really never tried that hard to cover up his identity.
"Where do you live? No, seriously. Where?"
If someone on this street doesn't have a kitten named Nermal, they don't deserve their home.
"It's near V-JJ."
"It's that simple."
"This is why no one takes the Navy seriously."
If there isn't a bar on this street corner...
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So is the author of this saying that most americans are crooks? I don't see the humor. Maybe if you had a midget lighting his fart on fire but this is just stupid looking.
This is a terrible photoshop. The previous picture is the exact same street sign. Nice try...
lol, I live 20 minute from this street. This is not photoshop.
Then please explain to me how the "Seamen" and "Cumming" sign right before this one has the EXACT same bent "One Way" sign and arched window with an A/C unit in it. Maybe that one was the photoshop??? Either way, one is incorrect.
I agree, it's obvious that they are the same. One or both of these two are totally photoshopped. There goes the integrity of the entire series of pics.