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You know those Internet pictures that your uncle sends you? These are way better than those.

This woefully out-of-date video featuring Oprah, Tipper Gore and an audience member who apparently stole Sally Jessy Raphael's glasses captures a moment in time when America was terrified of the horrible impact the Beastie Boys and their filthy lyrics would have on America's Christian youth. Two great minutes of television.  

There's very little funnier on this planet than that moment when someone gets smashed in the face with a volleyball. This is a gallery full of those moments.

Girls With Vintage Cameras has a ton of pictures of attractive women holding old cameras, and it will waste a lot of your time today.

Most tough guys strike fear into anyone who crosses their paths. Then there's this group of guys.

Dental dam(n it): oral sex apparently is very risky. ... Do you like your meat grilled, fried or printed out of a 3-D printer? ... Public Relations 101: a Philadelphia BBQ restaurant decided to respond to a bad Yelp review by calling its customer ugly. ... The top 20 party schools and top 20 stone-cold sober schools were announced yesterday. ... These fascinating close-up pictures finally prove that no two snowflakes are alike.

There are a ton of pictures floating around online that feature random but stunning ladies. They're not famous, they're not models and they're not reailty stars; they're just really pleasant to look at. Here's a gallery full of just that type of woman.

While Erin Andrews has enjoyed a long run atop the sideline-reporter-hottie rankings, here's a look at who may be able to knock her off this coming this season. ... Identical twins Brie and Nikki Bella are blowing up as they go from the WWE to MTV to the NFL Network. ... Gabriela Rabelo is so hot, she can heat up the Macy's catalog.