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He's the prince, so apparently he can do whatever he wants.

"Yeah, there was a foul over there. Waaay over there."

Just a shot in the dark, but the dog face is probably an improvement. 

Dirk Diggler would be proud.

"If you don't re-elect me, I will not put the sun back where it belongs."

Can someone give her a hand?

Jesus has returned!

Screw it; I'll walk.

Hey, guys, I've got an idea!

We can't tell if she would be very fast or extremely slow.

Summertime in Sleepy Hollow.

Guess that's one way to pick up a woman.

Lunch with Patch Adams. (Dated Robin Williams reference? Nailed it!)

Why the long face? (And why the entire horse head?)

Apparently there's lightning in this picture. 

King Kong's son isn't a fan of Peugeot.

That noise you just made when you saw this picture was incredibly unmanly. 

This is quite the cover-up.

Maverick and Goose agreed that it wouldn't be considered gay if they just touched tips.

Bus-Head decided to put his crime fighting career on hold when he realized that he could only stop evildoers if the crime happened within 7 inches of his reach. 

It's not as impressive when you take into account that the statue had to use the backboard to make the shot. 

"They said I could be anything I wanted to be. So I became a tree."

Young Eliza Headfoot finally achieves her dream of competing as a professional ice skater. 

Somewhere there's a llama walking around with the face of a fairly attractive girl. 

Later, the shadows held each other while watching "The Notebook."

This is from a discontinued Olympic event: puppetry gymnastics. 

This is what happens when you blow your bong smoke out the window.

"Dear God, please help me lift this bar-- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy there, buddy. I said help me. Help."

Summertime at the Chernobyl disaster location.

Check out some pretty creepy Chernobyl Disaster Area photos.

This picture shouldn't have made you as happy as it just did. You're a terrible human being. 

This is what it would look like in a bizarro world where Jet Skis rode humans. 

Ermergerd! Derg Trert!

This is what King Kong would've looked like if he used Axe body spray before going on his infamous rampage.

An animatronic head of Sarah Jessica Parker at Universal Studio's "Sex and the City" ride.

Mother Nature gets in on the fireworks.

This is a device for torturing hipsters.

This is what happens when you show a can of beer one of those videos of Kate Upton doing the Dougie. 

The creepiest part about this picture is that it's Danny Trejo behind that book. 

The many years of celibacy finally took a toll on Sister Marie Agnes, so she took it out on Sister Mary Eunice when she least expected it.

Boris Johnson has an evil plan after all.

If this is life imitating art, her parents might want to lay down some newspaper. She's about to pee and vomit all over the floor.

This is what it looks like the moment a plane breaks the sound barrier.

This is from the upcoming special, "When Animals Act Like Women Who Run Into a Friend Somewhere Unexpectedly".

We wish we had that shadow.

There really is treasure.