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No part of your day today will be better than the time you spend clicking through this gallery, so take it slow. 

No topic is off limits in the 20 funniest tweets of the week. If you're not easily offended, check out the most vile, disgusting and hilarious tweets right here.

Artist Kirk Demarais has put together an amazing collection of drawings featuring every fake family you can think of. Click here to see the Bluths, the McFlys, the Huxtables and many more. 

When you isolate Freddie Mercury's vocal track from "Under Pressure," it sounds pretty fantastic ... One Los Angeles restaurant is trying to change our iPhone culture by offering discounts to diners who choose to eat without their cell phones ... Walter White is wanted for manufacturing meth. No, seriously. ... Get your savings in order: the house where Jeffrey Dahmer killed his first victim is for sale.

Seriously, just look at this thing.

Our expert breaks down 12 telling signs your girlfriend may be cheating on you. If she dresses sexy to go get gas, smells like Old Spice and makes you wear a name tag during sex, fellas, you may be in trouble. 

Hollie Nilsson is studying to become a primary-school teacher, but keeps busy by modelling on the side. Judging by these pictures, she probably only needs to pursue one of those careers.   

Get to know Erinn Hayes from the hilarious "Children's Hospital" a little better ... Supermodel Miranda Kerr looks just as good in black and white ... The Boston Red Sox aren't exactly lighting it up this year, but that doesn't make their female fans any less attractive.