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Would you rather be stuck at the middle urinal or middle stall? See your parents doing it or your sister naked? Explosive diarrhea or projectile vomitting? These are the tough choices you'll have to consider in our probing survey.

People go online to seek answers to life's most difficult questions. But if they go to Yahoo Answers, they're only going to find a bunch of jerks. See what we mean here.

London lottery winner wants to spend his millions on a Guns n' Roses reunion ... Boy caught cheating at Scrabble tournament. Is nothing sacred in sports anymore? ... These new Sriracha boxers put the cock in cock sauce ... Somehow, this Hitler miniature golf course was approved ... Ain't no party like a White House party because the White House installed a brewery. (Is that how the song goes?)

If you've ever wondered what Fight Club, The Godfather, The Terminator and more violent R-rated classics would look like if they were drawn like a children's book, you have to check this out.

@StarvedAfrican has a lot on his mind. Most of it is food related.

She's a ring girl for Showtime Sports, she's been in music videos with Exzibit and she's appeared on Playboy TV, so yeah, you'll probably want to click through her gallery.

We should welcome these 25 Canadian actresses into Hollywood with open arms...Mila Kunis just celebrated her 29th birthday, so it's only right to celebrate with 29 photos of the That 70's Show star...college football isn't far off and USC is always attracting top talent, both on the field and in the stands.