It's OK to grab the last beer or slice of pizza, but not both. That's just wrong.
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By Paul Ulane
Aug 16, 2012
The Internet is full of fantastically ridiculous photos. It's also full of a lot of crap. We dig through both to make sure you see only the best.
This pigeon has more swag than you.
Sometimes Google's autocomplete is right on the money.
Facebook needs this. Now.
Does that mean the servings keep getting bigger with every return visit?
Hot toaster sex.
Pretty sure every dog has had this moment of panic at some point in their lives.
1974 explained in bar-graph form.
Everyone's on Twitter these days.
We can't stress this enough, people: do not go looking for sympathy on the Internet.
You should never eat five-alarm chili at a construction site.
Warning: do not teach your parents to text.
Looks a lot like our passports.
It's unlikely this kid will ever enjoy another shopping trip again.
Yet another reason why you should never take the bus.
Yogi's getting cranky in his old age.