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Every day, we wake up, log on and waste every minute we have looking at stupid photos until it's lunch time. Click here to enjoy the fruits of our labor. 

These are just so horribly fantastic. The best of the worst includes guys like Bill Cosby, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christopher Walken and more. Words can't do these terrible impressions justice, so just go watch them instead.

Sly and company are getting the gang back together this Friday for "The Expendables 2," but what if  Hollywood's A-list hotties ganged up to fight crime instead? You'd get "The Sexpendables," and you'd also get this awesome poster.

This interactive map outlines each state's four biggest stereotypes as determined by Google's autocomplete function, and the results are delightfully ignorant ... a Manhattan sandwich shop is now serving alcoholic sandwiches ... legendary bass player Bootsy Collins lets you know he had more orgies and did more LSD than you in this eye-opening Q&A about his life ... Mountain Dew asked the Internet to name their new soda, and learned a valuable lesson about trolls ... raise a glass to this Iowan, who recorded a blood alcohol level at twice the lethal limit.

Check out these behind-the-scenes shots of the iconic director working on all of his classics, from "Raging Bull" to "Goodfellas" to Michael Jackson's "Bad." 

These two YouTube clips really hammer home the biggest differences between the two most popular house animals. 

This California native has appeared in Maxim, GQ, Esquire and every other men's mag you've heard of. Check out her gallery to see why.

The Tampa Bay Bucs may have had a down season, but their cheerleaders never let up ... Guyism.com has compiled a list of 101 hot women you should know, and it's very informative ... from volleyball stars to celebrity WAGs, these are the 20 hottest viral sensations in sports right now.