A Gallery of the Best (and Worst) Bathroom Graffiti

This is the entire first chapter of Harry Potter. 

Uh oh, octopus has been drinking again.

This is sometimes easier said than done.

"Monday's right?"

Saving the best for last...

"Can normal people use your restroom?"

Brilliant.

Crappy the Bear teaches us important lessons.

"I'm a little self conscious about that..."

"I prefer cotton..."

This probably took longer than it should have.

"I'll try!"

This may have been more effective if he just said it instead of wrote it.

"This is the WOMEN'S bathroom?!"

"Does it...does it talk?"

Above the influence.

A helpful FYI in case you were going to throw your sausage in the urinal.

"The Olympic Spirit is alive in everyone!"

Sad, but true.

"Close one..."

"I was almost out the door too..."

"It's REAL!!!!!!"

Probably the best bathroom graffiti ever made.

Censorship is important.

I have no idea why?

This is the bathroom equivalent to writing a research paper and getting one line on the last required number of pages. 

Never Forget.

I bet this started a slippery slope in a life of crime.

Almost as big as the East Coast vs. West Coast rivalry. 

"Yea I'll wait for the handicap stall."

I would've gone for a pirate but still, well done.

You are right.

"Damn 3G..."

"Ok bathroom, I know I need to lose a few but in no way will I give up eating a ton of ham!"

"Dude stop inviting your mom out to the bars..."

My high school english teacher would've given him an F, but I give him an A++!

This will probably be what my life will be like...

"Remember the Alamo!"

"We hardly knew ye..."

"Why that's no bigger than a womp rat!"

From above...disturbing.

From eye level...awesome.

"I finally found a place to record my mix tape!"

"Not if they sting you...my uncle had to pee on me..."

Weirdly insightful.

The best reaction to crappy tagging ever.

Advice is always better in bee form.

Another sad but true.

This is what $50,000 a year will get you.

What better way to kill time than writing about your situation on the bathroom wall.

Shut up, Stoner.