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By Cory Jones
Aug 14, 2012
There are a lot of awesomely hilarious photos on the Internet. Here are today's greatest.
Oh crap. (Literally.)
I've never "accidentally" been to all these. I swear.
The new Wall Street.
Zebra kick for the win.
Cut him some slack, he's trying to quit.
The dog bed vs your bed diagram.
We're here for the party.
Brain vs hand.
Irony, used properly.
Ya know, peanuts and Dumbo.
Reality vs Expectation.
Well, I hope you still keep Uranus clean.
Care for a mid-stroke snack?
Every single time.
A handy guide for the morning after.
When stock photography gets dialogue.
How's about no?
Oh James Hetfield, what happened to you?
Maybe he turned a little too much water into wine.
Nice one, China.
Does she think the dog looks better?
Slow news day.
And now I just got super depressed over dinosaur extinction.
Might want to fall asleep with a Playboy next time.
Step away from the "kittens," kids.
Today's lesson: Don't drink and paint street lines.
Actually, this kind of makes me want to swallow lots of chewing gum.
The perils of driving in the 1920s.
They don't make games like they used to.
"Am I facing the right way?"
If Siri was honest...
That poor poor dog.....lady, there's a padded room reserved for you in the nearest mental institution...this takes animal cruelty to a new and disgusting level...
wow i just got super depressed over it too....who in the hell?
and by women, i meant woman, damn autocorrect!!
That women should be banned from ever having pets again!!!