Very Funny Bumper Stickers

I GOT A STAGE 1 BUICK CONVERTIBLE 1972 WITH A FACTORY RACE 455 ENGINE, POSITRACTION REAR, WITH DISC BRAKES IN FACTORY ORANGE AND THE NEW YORK LICENCE BPLATE READS \"EZ2ENJOY\"
SHARING THE STABLE IS A 1971 DARK BROWN GRAN SPORT BUICK 350-4 AND THAT ADORABLE TOY HAS A NEW YORK PLATE WHICH READS \"FUN2XLR8\'
SO, WHO NEEDS BUMPER STICKERS????
THE BEST ONE I EVER SAW WAS ON A PONTIAC GTO JUDGE WITH THE NY PLATE READING \"ALL RISE\"
I GO UNDER THE SIMPLE INTERNET NAME OF \"STAGE 1 DRIVER@AOL.COM
wHADDA YOU GOT?

JESUS SHOOTS...
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I cannot read these sign. The page is not aligned right. It\'s way off to the right and my screen will not go far enough. I have tried every adjustment. What the hell?

How has this a--hole not been ticketed for visual obstuction. How the HELL can he clearly see out of the rear window. Politics aside they should nail his ass.. I got bagged for having the parking tag I need for work on my mirrow while I was driving. There is no way that is legal.

The guy with the anit Obama stickers is a stain on society that needs immediate removal.

I once saw one that said "If you think lumbering is bad try wiping your ass with a hard piece of plastic support lumberjacks"..lol

That's funny; reminiscing about the bumper sticker (which sometime actually ends up being true); "I am only speeding because I really have to poop"....One day I was on my bike and there was a young male who was an extreme hurry, came to a red light (where I was at) as I was looking at him; What the heck is that guy's problem? As he was yelling out in his car...."Come On, I have to go to the bathroom"....LOL!

I\'m partial to the \"Stop Continental Drift\" bumper sticker, as well as \"Stop the Violins.\" My all-time favorite, though, is just a wee bit obtuse: \"Marcel Proust is a Yenta.\" I know, it\'s not for everybody, but I nearly drove off the road in hysterics when I saw it :)

My favorite was/is \"my anti-theft device is a hand grenade\".

Two of my favorite are: If you are not a hemorrhoid, then get off my ass. And the other is : If you want a lot of action between your legs, ride a horse.