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By Gary Dudak
Aug 07, 2012
Now that's a campaign slogan we can get behind.
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I GOT A STAGE 1 BUICK CONVERTIBLE 1972 WITH A FACTORY RACE 455 ENGINE, POSITRACTION REAR, WITH DISC BRAKES IN FACTORY ORANGE AND THE NEW YORK LICENCE BPLATE READS \"EZ2ENJOY\"SHARING THE STABLE IS A 1971 DARK BROWN GRAN SPORT BUICK 350-4 AND THAT ADORABLE TOY HAS A NEW YORK PLATE WHICH READS \"FUN2XLR8\'SO, WHO NEEDS BUMPER STICKERS????THE BEST ONE I EVER SAW WAS ON A PONTIAC GTO JUDGE WITH THE NY PLATE READING \"ALL RISE\"I GO UNDER THE SIMPLE INTERNET NAME OF \"STAGE 1 DRIVER@AOL.COMwHADDA YOU GOT?
JESUS SHOOTS...Esposito Scores On The Rebound.
I cannot read these sign. The page is not aligned right. It\'s way off to the right and my screen will not go far enough. I have tried every adjustment. What the hell?
How has this a--hole not been ticketed for visual obstuction. How the HELL can he clearly see out of the rear window. Politics aside they should nail his ass.. I got bagged for having the parking tag I need for work on my mirrow while I was driving. There is no way that is legal.
The guy with the anit Obama stickers is a stain on society that needs immediate removal.
Depends upon what kind of coolaid you drink. not only are they funny they are accurate and, of course, you can't spell, now that's really funny!!
I once saw one that said "If you think lumbering is bad try wiping your ass with a hard piece of plastic support lumberjacks"..lol
That's funny; reminiscing about the bumper sticker (which sometime actually ends up being true); "I am only speeding because I really have to poop"....One day I was on my bike and there was a young male who was an extreme hurry, came to a red light (where I was at) as I was looking at him; What the heck is that guy's problem? As he was yelling out in his car...."Come On, I have to go to the bathroom"....LOL!
I\'m partial to the \"Stop Continental Drift\" bumper sticker, as well as \"Stop the Violins.\" My all-time favorite, though, is just a wee bit obtuse: \"Marcel Proust is a Yenta.\" I know, it\'s not for everybody, but I nearly drove off the road in hysterics when I saw it :)
My favorite was/is \"my anti-theft device is a hand grenade\".
Two of my favorite are: If you are not a hemorrhoid, then get off my ass. And the other is : If you want a lot of action between your legs, ride a horse.