Very Funny Bumper Stickers

True, but he would also probably drive way below the speed limit.

Of course it is. It has you picking up its poop.

It is very considerate of this john to do his part to limit fender-benders in the red-light district.

Anyone who has ever gotten a ticket has thought about using this excuse. Because we've all been there, right?

We have a feeling this guy is not going to get the honks he is hoping for.

There's something admirable about a man who sets goals for himself daily and achieves them.

Sometimes the truth is both comforting and hurtful.

Desperate, single cat ladies all across America just broke down in tears after reading this one.

Did you figure out who this person is supporting yet?

But I swear, it will only be two trips and should only take an hour. Come on, man, I'll buy you some beer!

Perhaps they are referring to a friendly thumbs-up gesture.

This would have made for a much more realistic movie about a girl growing up in Kansas.

Fool me once, M. Night Shyamalan, shame on you. Fool me on my own bumper sticker, shame on me.

And if you are getting pulled over, at least the officer will know how funny you are.

It's important to remember these things.

This is a diet and exercise plan with guaranteed results.

Soon you will be called in and fired.

We're guessing the answer will be no, but what about "The Dr. Oz Show?"

It's important as a driver to not mislead anyone with your bumper stickers. That's where low-quality handmade bumper stickers come in handy.

A rare mix of funny and depressing.

Either this mother has a good sense of humor, or she is not shy about promoting her side business.

The technological advancement of stickers is amazing.

And creepy, "beerholding" uncles everywhere have a very interesting idea of what can pass as beauty.

The few. The proud. The elevator men?

What we should all aspire to be.

And if the kid gets an endorsement deal, he'll make a lot more money than your honor student too.

We weren't quite sure if this person was pro-Obama or not based on the dozens of bumper stickers, but luckily the vanity plates cleared it up.

A different kind of sexy.

This message is probably more effective than the threat of getting a ticket.

A classic that really makes you ponder life.

This is a strange one, and may possibly be an inside joke among fans of the band Phish, but to see in on a car out of context is just fun.

We wonder how many times Jimmy Carter has actually had that thought bubble.

One for the ladies. Take that, men everywhere!

Oh, right back at you, bitter single lady!

Politics are confusing.

Now that's a campaign slogan we can get behind.

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Well, that really puts things in perspective.

Yeah, now stop tailgating, you a-hole.