The 'What's Worse' Survey

Nobody likes being woken up by a blaring, honking noise. So why do most of us do it at least twice every work day?

Just reading this question should make you shudder.

Either way, you'd better have a lot of money if you're still looking to land the perfect woman.

It's gonna come out sooner or later, so which emergency exit are you gonna use?

One guarantee: scoring will be at a premium.

The quintessential first-world problem.

Put the shotgun down.

Just remember, there's no junk folder in real life.

This one really boils down to how well you handle your hangovers.

No, going to the gym and staring at girls in sports bras does not count as a workout.

You may not like Bieber's girlie shrieks, but his fans have much higher-pitched voices. Not to mention, Bieber Believers can be a nasty bunch. Just look at how they act online. 

We all know neither is going to stop just because you want them to.

Endless swamp ass or peeling off seven layers just to take a leak. Not an easy call. 

Once you clip, there's no going back, so groom carefully.

Oh, look! Another onesie!

This doesn't even take into account how many times your headphones wire will get caught on something and get yanked out of your ear regardless of how they fit. 

For some reason, people just don't like telling each other about either of these scenarios.

One of these happens when you’re at work. The other happens when you’re in a rush to get to work. Both of them never stop stinging and bleeding.

You're screwed either way, really.

It seems like Hollywood's not even trying anymore.

Both have been the source for some of the most creative cursing ever.