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Yahoo! Answers provides Internet users with a place to go to solve life's problems. It's also a great example of how the Internet can be both the best and worst thing in the world. When users join forces to solve a problem, Yahoo! Answers is a great tool. When users gang up on a stupid, crazy or just plain confused questioner, then all hell breaks loose. Here's a collection of the least-helpful Yahoo! Answers interactions ever.
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In fairness, this screen grab was taken from a touch screen smart phone.
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The truth about cats.
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This is so long, but so very good.
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The Internet: where no one goes to build up their self-esteem.
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This is what we call a "burn."
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Whoa, dude. Trippy. (And tasty.)
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HOW HELPFUL.
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That's gotta hurt coming from a guy named hohoho11.
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After a couple vodka tonics, Frank is totally bzzz'd.
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I don't think this was the answer she was looking for.
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It's pronounced: new-klee-uhr.
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Who knew the Morning After pill also made you regular?
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They should probably stop allowing laptops in the classroom.
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A true and thorough analysis of the sexes.
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It's a good bet Rob has bad teeth, too.
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Maybe if this couple didn't spend all of their time writing out elaborate stories on the computer they'd be in a better place.
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How is the stork supposed to carry 2 gallons of milk?
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Pretty sure you can just turn to John 3:16 and find out all you need to know about fingering butts.
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It's not just parents who have a hard time deciding when to have "the talk."
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Forget Bikram Yoga, we've got the solution to all your weight loss problems.
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But which do you think was quicker?
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And that's how Robocop was born.
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And I thought Algebra was bad.
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This user should ask for Spell Check for Christmas.
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But what happens when MySpace dies off before you?
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There are probably more constructive ways to sort this out. Like on Maury.
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Sometimes, "no" means "let go, you're making me uncomfortable."
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Peer pressure can be a real bitch.
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When the positives are "my balls are bigger" then what are you even worried about?
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This was sandwiched between questions about hairy palms and blindness.
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This answer is the solution to every problem.
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Zing!
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Most people just lick the envelope to seal it shut, but whatever works for you, buddy.
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Why does the person answering assume this is their first time?
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Illness wasn\'t caused by the finger in the butt. It was from putting it in your mouth afterwards.
February 28 2013 at 8:15 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply#4 has me laughing so hard, can't stop. And it all makes so much sense to me. I mean as far as i decided to go.
October 15 2012 at 9:19 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyOH MY GOD!!!!! I HAVE NOT LAUGHED SO HARD EVER I THINK!!!!!! HAHAHA!
September 30 2012 at 2:31 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyknow. God is telling you not to lick your fingers afterward.
August 10 2012 at 10:43 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe Failure of society...
July 28 2012 at 12:05 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHow did you forget to include the most famous of all Yahoo Answer conversations: How is babby formed? For shame. Loved most of the rest of your list though.
July 27 2012 at 7:52 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply