Epically Awesome Game Rooms

"You call the sound in your media room 'surround sound?' Ha! Come over tomorrow, and bring those earmuffs that people who work on the tarmac at the airport wear."

"You know the best part about this? Zero chance of getting a DUI."

"You can play with anything you want except the horse. No one touches Buttercup but me."

"I should've gone with 'Pac-Man.' This color does not set the right mood when I bring a girl over."

"I have a ton of games, but I'm sick of unplugging and changing disks. I just want to be able to move over slightly and play something else."

"It took 14 years, but I finally have everything balanced. Now just never touch it, dust it or breath near it. Really."

"I take it you're a PlayStation man, eh?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I just got sick of the boys never putting their clothes away. So I made a game out of it."

"Yes, you have to pay a dollar for each game. We're friends, but I'm not an idiot."

"It's like Chuck E. Cheese's, except everything doesn't have the flu on it."

"I think you're concentrating too much on the middle TV. You've got two other games going on and you are not doing well."

"Yes, I've beaten all of these games, and no, I did not go to the prom."

"So, you want our son to never go on a date?"

"Sometimes I just go over to Jeff's house and rearrange all of his games. They're in alphabetical order, but I put them in order of sadness."

"Be careful. The toilet moves."

"To get toilet paper, you have to hit the question mark."

"Why would I ever move out? My mom's got a regular Bagel Bites rotation going."

"I have really vivid dreams, but then they just freeze right before I'm about to get to the good part."

"This place is a prison! There is nothing to do here!"

"We just turned the chess tables into places to eat. I don't come down here to think."

"I should never have set it up this way. I haven't touched that back wall since 1984."

"Welcome to the really-sad-and-lonely-man cave."