Funny, Crazy Internet Photos, Vol. 3

Dealing with parking tickets like a boss.

In case you were wondering, we would take the slide every time.

An inappropriately placed bike seat.

An unfortunate fortune.

"Don't ask. But yes, I could use some help."

Just in case you didn't know.

Babysitting Spider-Man sounds more fun than it actually is.

We don't understand how some people make it through the day.

How many times a week do bakers get instructions similar to these?

Uh, what are you doing, Ken?

A very well-placed "The Simpsons" ad.

Fat has really come a long way in 40 years.

"Disturb" might be a strong word. "Annoy" is more like it.

A helpful guide.

The dog calls it like he sees it.

"I'm king of the-- ouch!"

Oh. Good to know?

Ain't nobody gonna get this PIN number.

We've all been there.

Bacon rock! (Now if we could only find an egg rock.)

Yes, adorable little pun-spewing horse. You can have anything you want.

The perils of banana sex.

If you're going to make a soul food and Mexican food truck, this is exactly what you should call it.

For no reason whatsoever: Boy George Wendt

In case of attack, grab the nearest cactus.

A helpful FYI.

Why chameleons are bad at poker.

A literal couch potato.

"Here's a book I wrote for you."

"No, that can't be right."

Can someone please buy us this shirt?

Facebook You vs. Real-Life You

Those look really comfortable.

Might want to lay off the chimichangas.

The story behind this piece is that a fly landed on this guy's face the moment the DMV took his driver-license photo.

Evolution is real.

Make your tombstone count.

George Brownridge was a hero for a day.

Cameras seem to have a strange effect on women.

Hey, you can't blame him for trying. And it's way better than a toupee.

This is an actual Japanese product, and it's called the Hay Fever Hat.

Hide-and-seek just got real.

Run, kids!

Is Home Depot trying to tell us something?

No one will suspect anything.

Not sure if we're totally buying the name of this Facebook page.

A nicely timed newspaper ad.

Kimye in the future.

This monkey knows how to work it for the camera.

Busted!

This is what one of Paula Deen's dreams looks like.

In short, yes.

Carly Raccoon Jepsen has a song for you.

We love you, irony.

Lazy dog is very lazy.

Coincidence?

Who's in charge of making new days? Can you please forward them this request?

God, we hated those back-to-school sales in July.

Thanks a lot, Siri.

OK, we have to say that's pretty awesome.

A pretty standard progression.

How to terrify your children.

This could use a comma or three.

The littlest (and chubbiest) gangsta.

Val Kilmer. What happened, man?

This is a very good question.

See, not everything on the Internet is full of snark and sarcasm.

Someecards always seems to get it right.

Kids used to have good, old-fashioned fun.

Oh, you ran a marathon?

This is why Mark Twain was the awesomest.

Martha Stewart takes everything just a little bit too far.

We wish we could've hung out with younger Yoda.

You guys might want to move to the left. Or the right. Pretty much anywhere except where you are standing right now.

Partying.