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We've all been at a stop light and had someone pull up next to us in a vehicle that makes us pause and say, "Wow." Sometimes it is out of envy, other times it is out of shock. Here are a few cars that are crazy like a whistle tip that'll make you go, "Whoo, whoo!"
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"Dude, can we take my car? I'm allergic."
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"My car is not a girl car!"
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"I just got tired of his whole needing-a-ride-to-day-care bull, you know? I'm trying to do Facebook over here!"
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"I told you Clifford was not neutered."
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"I got sick of people tailgating me all the time."
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"I know there aren't any seat belts, and they will probably get melanoma up there, blah, blah, blah. I just hate the sound of my kids' voices."
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"Drive faster! Mario is right behind us and Bowser has a red shell."
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"I'm just trying to stand out. Sure, a Maserati would've been cheaper, but this is just me."
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In the original script of "Dumb and Dumber" Harry and Lloyd were actually cat groomers.
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"You know those stores at the beach with just a bunch of random stuff that no one ever needs? Well, I was parked outside one of them, and it exploded."
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"I have an underbite and I was finally just like, 'Own it!'"
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"I keep getting pulled over! You know what I bet it is? The whole red-car thing. People who drive red cars get pulled over a lot more, I guess. I heard that in drivers ed. That's gotta be it."
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"You know how we are always like, 'You know what we need right now? A gothic gazebo.' Problem solved!"
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"Where we're going, we don't need roads. Actually, that's because they don't have fuel for this thing yet. You gotta drive."
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Dave just wanted his pasengers to know where his priorities were.
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We know this isn't exactly a "car," but we need this burgermobile.
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"I don't car if you are embarrassed by my car or not; I'm ordering lunch. Now do you want tater-tots or not?"
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"Remember when that beach store blew up in front of my car last summer? You will not believe what happened yesterday."
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"I'm not compensating for anything."
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"This is made out of 75 cars. Go ahead: check the Car Fax."
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"I want something that just screams, 'I'm awesome at "Mario Cart."' I think this achieves that."
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"I could afford only half of Speed Racer's car."
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"Happy Sweet 16! What? You hate it?"
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"Just in case that whole Mayan Calander thing is for real..."
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"I will never get sideswiped again."
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"All right, you can have the car for your date tonight, but you have to mow the hood first."
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In memorium of the beloved family gold fish. R.I.P. Goldy. June 17, 2012–June 20, 2012
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"I'm not paying for a U-Haul. It's like 20 minutes away."
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"Soccer practice is in five minutes. Let's do this."
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"They see me rollin'. They hatin'."
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"You've been playing 'World of Warcraft' way too long."
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We have no idea what is happening here, but apparently the passengers are in distress.
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This appeared in Quasimodo's 1857 episode of "MTV Cribs: Cathedral Edition."
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"I could've bought an entire new car or these sick rocket boosters. I made the right call."
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"Yes, I'm working on saving up for the front tires."
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"I don't care how much it cost you, Frank. It's no excuse to park like an asshole!"
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"Does it come with a car phone?"
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Poor bastard. Now he has zero trunk space. Where are the groceries going to go?
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"And we are off on the futuristic tour of the apartment complex that you already live in."
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"I'm looking for something practical. Something that can accommodate a large family."
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"On the bus! Behind the yellow line! I'll run over your parents, you little snots! Try me!"
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"Confession time. We did have a little collagen done. You probably can't even tell. We have a guy; I'll give you his card."
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"Sir, as miraculous and coincidental as this is, I would still appreciate it very much if you pulled over so that we could exchange our information."
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This car was a gift for Jonah after the whole swallowed-by-a-whale thing. He and God had a good laugh about it later.
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"I like it, but it catches fire very easily."
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"You know how no one ever has a pen when they get into an accident? That's never a problem for me. In fact, I hit people on purpose."
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"I think my wife is going to love it. I mean, I'm not going to say no to a convertable that's three grand."
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"I just circle parking lots until I find the perfect spot, then I strike!"
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"Quick! To the Sarah-Palinmobile!"
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You thought you had a good sound system.
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"I won't lie to you; it's a bitch to parallel park."
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"I asked for a mid-size. Friggin' Hertz."
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"Normally when I see one of those, I hit someone on the arm. But now I don't know what to do."
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"I will not loose to Paul Walker again."
RULE No5
On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
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PIC 52 THOSE ARE CAMERAS
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