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It's Friday the 13th, the unlucky day when Jason Voorhees terrorizes camp counselors with a machete.
But what does Jason do when it's not Friday the 13th? This slideshow reveals that the serial killer who just won't stay dead isn't all that different from the rest of us.
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Sometimes Jason gets in arguments with his girlfriend.
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Sometimes Jason goes for a run on the beach to keep in shape.
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Sometimes Jason makes copies because his boss needs them on his desk by 3 p.m.
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Sometimes Jason gets flak from his dentist for not flossing daily.
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Sometimes Jason drinks too much when he's depressed.
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Sometimes Jason is overwhelmed by the obscene amount of bills he gets in the mail.
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Sometimes Jason suffers from ED.
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Sometimes Jason throws the stick around with his best friend.
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Sometimes Jason doesn't pay attention to where he's walking because he's too engaged in a text.
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Sometimes Jason takes the kids to a movie because he has custody on Saturdays.
RULE No37
For every situation, there is a suitable quote from The Simpsons.
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