We don't usually condone a parent screaming at his child, but in this case, we'll give him a pass. Watch as this dad lets his son have it about his skinny jeans. It's a very enjoyable tirade, including such inevitable catchphrases as, "It looks like you stole a midget's pants," "I bet your sister can't even fit in them pants," and our personal favorite, "I know your nuts hurt." Thank you, Dad Behind the Camera, for saying what the rest of us have never had the courage to say to a skinny-jeans wearer.

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