Why Friends Don't Let Friends Pass Out

"I'm thinking Mr. Potato Head with household items. Dad really does have a problem."

"That flour really stuck to him. Kyle should shower more."

"We're in a strange city in Mexico. Do you know what would be hilarious to do to Becky?"

"Put the sharpie in his mouth. He'll think he did it."

"I put the cross on his head in case he has a spiritual dream or something."

That brassiere does not look like it fits him properly. 

At least he won all those medals.

"Your younger brother is a total lightweight, but his balance is impeccable."

"We ran out of room on his face. Do you have any cantaloupe?" 

The afro and makeup almost distracted us from the fact that he pissed himself.

That's what he gets for wearing a cowrie-shell necklace.

"First we were thinking tux, hence the bow tie. But then we decided to go with the mankini."

Girls have terrible friends too.

Hal thought he'd kept secret his love of kitties and the movie "Miss Congeniality."

"I'm so glad you decided to go with party hats. I'm sorry for ever doubting you."

"It was great until he threw up on everyone while we were playing flip cup."

"Don't worry. He'll wake up tomorrow and be all ready to get married."

Either they glued that stuff on him, or he's Magneto's underachieving brother.

That beer is disgusting, but the act is impressive.

"The best part was that the RA didn't even notice. He just kept on walking. Justin has been up there for like 14 hours."

"That'll teach you to steal my Easy Mac, asshole."

"I knew how much he liked that shirt, so I wanted to hang it up. But he refused to take it off."

"He had one helluva week. Conference call after conference call. He just really needed a few beers and eight cigarettes all at once."

Your 2012 Beer Olympics Champion. There was never even a contest.

The fact that he didn't spill the beer on his torso along with the one on his forehead is just damn impressive. But that is a waste of good beer.

Shaq isn't passed out from drinking, but how could this gallery not include Nate Robinson shoving something in Shaq's mouth? This is what the tail end of Shaq's career entailed.

"This is great, but we should probably put him in a tent. You know, because of bears."

"That'll teach you to call Mr. Whiskers ugly, asshole."

"The Sharpie stuff is funny, but why does Frank sleep with a plush dolphin?"

"We need to go to Wendy's. Now."

"He was just jamming out trying to pass out, but he left his shoes on. We had to."

"Great. He's alive. Now let's rip out his eyebrow hairs!"

"Great prank, but why do you have so many inflatables, Mark?" 

"Good morning, sunshine! By the way, you are out of Scotch tape."

We're pretty sure he's stuffing.

"She has a huge job interview tomorrow, so of course we should draw on her face in permanent marker."

"Dude, you gotta come see what we did to Chris. You're gonna die. Holy crap, where did that huge mouse come from!"

"He never should've worn that shirt."