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Yes, America is overweight. We get it. But instead of shying away from the fact that we weigh more than all the other continents combined, let's just celebrate it.
In honor of July Fourth (and the now-defunct blog, This Is Why You're Fat) we present a gallery of insanely only-in-America foods that you may want to recreate this holiday. (If you do, please call your doctor. And then call your undertaker.)
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The Inside-Out Spaghetti and Meatball
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Yes, this is a cookie.
Ingredients:
Cookie bottom and cookie top, nine inches. Layers of Hersey’s milk chocolate, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Twix, two layers of Snickers and marshmallows all held together by peanut butter.
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The Meta Meat Cake
Ingredients:
Meta Meat Cake: Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese-ball dough, then baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.
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Bacon Mug (Bonus: It's full of gravy!)
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The Meat-in-Loaf
Just your average loaf of white bread hollowed out and stuffed with bacon, sausage, cheese and hamburger. And then baked.
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The Pulled-Pork Doughnut Sandwich
Doughnuts are always better when they are the bread in a pulled-pork sandwich.
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Death Sausage
Ingredients:
3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon-flavored seasoning salt.
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Corn-Dog Pizza
Weve always thought that pizza has been missing one simple ingredient.
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The Cheese Brick
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The Chicken-and-Sausage Patty (with one lonely slice of cheese)
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The Club-Sandwich Cake
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The French-Fry-Coated Hot Dog on a Stick
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The End-All-Be-All of Bacon Sandwiches
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The Pile of Food (We have no idea what's in this one.)
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Flapjack Fiasco
Ingredients:
Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.
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Just a standard bacon-and-sausage-and-cheese-and-egg sandwich.
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The world's largest Rice Krispies treat
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Macaroni-Filled Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf
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The Meat Tank (The name pretty much says everything you need to know.)
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Bacon Cheeseburger Turtles
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Yet another Pulled-Pork Doughnut Sandwich
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So Much Bacon
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The Oreo Tower
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Next: You Won't Believe These Photos Are Real
The Triple Layer Cake Pie
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4 Comments
This makes me wanna go vegan. I still love Oreos, though. : - D
April 23 2013 at 8:01 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyNow I wanna go vegan ... heh heh.
April 23 2013 at 8:00 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHow can I get a recipe to make the Club Sandwich Cake ??
August 02 2012 at 1:02 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThose are not sausage patties. This is a McGangbang! It's a McDouble surrounded by McChickens. You should have noted that you cannot get breakfast items during lunch hence the unavailability of sausage for your statement.
July 06 2012 at 9:18 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply