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Insanely Terrifying OkCupid Profiles

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By Cory Jones Jun 22, 2012

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    While killing time at work, we stumbled across OkCupid Enemies, our new favorite website that collects the most terrifyingly insane and idiotic profiles from OkCupid. Follow OkCupid Enemies on Tumblr for daily updates.

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kiwislide

Totally awesome way to start my day thank you guys to all of you that was subjected to reading through so many nasty profiles to make us laugh!

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Sarah

The one that got me was hair box guy....I think seeing the collection is a 3rd or 4th date kinda thing dont you?

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TamekaH

12 out of 67...'dining on vulva'....I damn near died from laughing so hard. I have never quite heard it put in those terms.

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kiwislide

oh man are you right! I was blasting through pictures when I came across dining on vulva spit coffee all over my 2 year old and the dog! Unbelievably funny :)

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Rick

They let anyone put ANYTHING on the internet ... don't they? Come on !!!

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