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By Cory Jones
Jun 22, 2012
Here are some of the best homeless-guy signs out there. We defy you to not give these dudes some spare change.
"I like to support the science community. Hey, wait a second!"
This guy is the Letterman of the homeless.
This guy needs better money-management skills.
From the looks of it, you could use a Butterbeer. (If you don't like Harry Potter, Butterbeer is what wizards drink. Also, whats wrong with you? Read those books.)
"Damn you, Michael Bay!"
This guy may not have a home, but he has a website.
"He's a straight shooter, but I bet he has beard lice. Let's keep walking."
"Damn it! You got me."
"Nice try, mister. My uncle was from Alderaan."
Smartest homeless guy ever.
"I think the limp really brings it home, so yes, limp."
People dress so differently in the future.
Who can't relate to that?
Bill just hasn't looked the same since he left office.
This is how "Jumaji" started.
"I don't speak robot, but I'm worried that he's going to rust. Honey, give him $5."
Going public has really hit Mark Zuckerberg hard.
"Dude, I'm going to lose my job if I sit here and read this all day. Well played. Here's $10."
"Throw that peasant some shillings." --Romney
"Clever and well put together. Here's a dollar."
Phew. Way to dodge a bullet, dude.
They do have that one good song.
"I could do this all day. Here's another quarter. Go again!"
Funny. And really sad.
Think about it: we never saw Stormtroopers eat in "Star Wars" movies. We guess they were just stuffing Chips Ahoys in their faces in the Death Star pantry.
"We really should do this more often. I never go out anymore."
"This man needs some sort of medicine, or a cream of some kind."
"I think you may need more than a few coins."
"I don't want to believe him, but what if he really had been to Mars?"
"I have $174 in my wallet. Take it all. You'll need it."
He's like Google Maps.
"I do enjoy the 'Karate Kid' films."
"What is your policy on health-care reform?"
Dude just likes pizza and movies. Who doesn't?
"Sorry, dude. You've been replaced by the Avengers."
Most brilliant strategy ever. We would circle the block until our cup holders were empty.
Some homeless guys look for spare change. This guy is looking for love.
"Quick! Grab the Pokeflute!"
"That is an alternative fuel source. This man may just be onto something."
"Try not to concentrate it all on the hair. I bet he get's that all the time."
"The first step is being honest with yourself."
"Nice house. Hehe. Well, that wasn't very good."
Maybe focus on "house" before "hair."
"That seems oddly specific."
"Thank God! You would not believe some of the weirdos out there."
We've decided that anyone with a "Star Wars" sign will get at least $5 from us.
With an understanding of binary, his message doesn't make sense at all (und = undefined character). & (und) " (und) k;4bv\ (und)(und).(und) and the final character is invalid.
When the economy crashes, the best thing to spend your last $750 on is a storm trooper costume!